Jerry Mander’s Political Corner – Obama Fried Chicken Edition

Jerry Mander

Hat tip: “A. Nonymous:”
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Remember when KFC offered a “Hillary” meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large fat thighs?

Now KFC is offering the “Obama Cabinet Bucket.” … It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken $hî†.

Just keeping you up to date…..

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• Dear Abby
(Hat tip: “The Chieftess” and everyone else who has sent this!)Smiley Face

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything.

What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies who actual pay him to tell them his stories, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and even hints that I may be a lesbian (if he only knew). What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don’t need him anymore! You’re running for President of the United States.

It’s time you started to at least act like one.

… and now, a word from Monica!
don't blow it

“I tried!”
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)
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While strolling around the Harbor this morning around 7:00 a.m., I noticed a character shouting
“Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn’t get help, he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept. It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded. I’m starting to think I wasted four stamps!

• Exotic Animals of 2016 Campaign
(Hat tip: “B-Squared” via Proof Positive)

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Hillarymadillos Showmethecashimus Serverblankimus, are New World Order placental mammals with a leathery armor shell. Because of this, Hillarymadillos prefer to be photographed only in soft focus. This armor-like skin ,although thin, appears to be the main defense of the Hillarymadillo, though some escape predatory reporters by fleeing, often into vans and prearranged photo ops, from which their armor protects them. When startled by honest questions, the species frequently roll up into a ball.

Hillarymadillos have been spotted in Illinois, as far south as Arkansas and primarily can be found in New York state. The Hillarymadillo has very poor eyesight and are prolific diggers. Many examples use their sharp claws to grub for money, preferably gold and cash. Bearer bonds, Russian caviar and large speaking fees have been known to lure the species from its lair.

Hillarymadillos are solitary animals that do not share.

… More Fun & Frolic With Bill ‘n Hill:
(Tips of the hat, where appropriate, to “B-Squared”)

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… More News You Can Use …

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… and, in closing:

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