The Continuing Series Series 😄 :
• Why Women Live Longer Than Men – The Continuing Series
(Hat tip: “B-Squared” for the series)
• You Had ONE Job To Do – The Continuing Series
(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc” for the series)
• Why I Still Read Newspapers – The Continuing Series
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… which leads us to …
• Pictures Taken at Just The Right Angle
• American Tourists in Switzerland
(Tips of the hat to “Joe P.” & “Dr. Mc”)
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
“These,” she explained, “are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.” She then asked, “What do you do in America with your old goats?”
A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours!”
… and that brings us to this from “Ol’ Petrol Head” in the U.K. who takes a swipe at the Scots rather than the Irish today …
• True Scotsman
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
“D’ya smell that food?” she asked. “It smells absolutely incredible!”
Being a ‘kind-hearted Scotsman,’ he thought, “Och, what the heck…, I’ll treat her!”
So, they walked past it again…
… we can also thank “Ol’ Petrol Head” for the …
• Lawyer Joke du Jour
Lawyer : (To wealthy art collector tycoon.)
I have some good news and I have some bad news”.
Tycoon : “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first”.
Lawyer : “Your wife invested 15,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of 12 million.”
Tycoon : (Enthusiastically) “Well done! Very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day. Now what’s the bad news?
Lawyer : “The pictures are of you shagging your secretary.”
• Anyone who has been there knows this is true:
(Hat tip: “B-Squared;” I grew up there, so I KNOW – and Dallas is over 300 miles away! The view, however is predicated on it being a clear day. If one of those infamous Lubbock sandstorms is blowing, forgetaboutit!)
• Separated at Birth – Bonehead Boehner & Orange M&Ms
(for those of you who missed it HERE.)
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Now it’s time for
This Week’s Walmartian!
… next up …
The Walmart Car Show!
(An unlikely candidate to be featured on a Gear Head Tuesday!)
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• Look Alike Veggies
… with that, we’ll now say …