The Friday Funnies – The Continuing Series Series Edition

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The Continuing Series Series 😄 :

• I Worked For This Guy Once – The Continuing Series
I worked for this guy once

• Why Women Live Longer Than Men – The Continuing Series
(Hat tip: “B-Squared” for the series)

Why Women Live Longer

• You Had ONE Job To Do – The Continuing Series
(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc” for the series)

One job

• Why I Still Read Newspapers – The Continuing Series

Joint Committe

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• Dawgznkatz


which leads us to
• Pictures Taken at Just The Right Angle

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• American Tourists in Switzerland
(Tips of the hat to “Joe P.” & “Dr. Mc”)

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
“These,” she explained, “are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.” She then asked, “What do you do in America with your old goats?”
A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours!”

… and that brings us to this from “Ol’ Petrol Head” in the U.K. who takes a swipe at the Scots rather than the Irish today …
• True Scotsman

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
“D’ya smell that food?” she asked. “It smells absolutely incredible!”
Being a ‘kind-hearted Scotsman,’ he thought, “Och, what the heck…, I’ll treat her!”

So, they walked past it again…

• Blonde Joke du Jour
(Hat tip: “Ol’ Petrol Head”)
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…  we can also thank “Ol’ Petrol Head” for the
• Lawyer Joke du Jour


Lawyer : (To wealthy art collector tycoon.)
I have some good news and I have some bad news”.

Tycoon : “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first”.
Lawyer : “Your wife invested 15,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of 12 million.”

Tycoon : (Enthusiastically) “Well done! Very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day. Now what’s the bad news?

Lawyer : “The pictures are of you shagging your secretary.”

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is a good segue to
• How he died …
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

• Anyone who has been there knows this is true:
(Hat tip: “B-Squared;” I grew up there, so I KNOW – and Dallas is over 300 miles away! The view, however is predicated on it being a clear day. If one of those infamous Lubbock sandstorms is blowing, forgetaboutit!)

• Separated at Birth – Bonehead Boehner & Orange M&Ms
(for those of you who missed it HERE.)
Boehner - Separated at Birth

• Redneck Bird Feeder
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”
Redneck bird feeder

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Now it’s time for
This Week’s Walmartian!


Walmartian Weddings

Walmartian weddings

…  next up
The Walmart Car Show!

(An unlikely candidate to be featured on a Gear Head Tuesday!)


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• Look Alike Veggies

Look-alike veggies

… with that, we’ll now say …


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  1. Thanks for the laughs. I was in Walmart in Missouri, I actually learned that the walmartians are no joke. But since this was not about Walmartians, I still thank you for the laughs.
    From Sturgis, Missouri


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