For our You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up Hall of Fame Edition, we have two candidates.
The first candidate for our YJCMTSU Hall of Fame is supplied by Prof. Steven Hayward. Prof. Hayward is normally at Pepperdine University in Southern California where he is the William Simon Distinguished Visiting Professor at Pepperdine’s Graduate School of Public Policy. He spent last year at the University of Colorado in The People’s Republic of Boulder. Yes, he lived to tell about it. (He reports that they kept Boulder’s Tolrunt Libruls ® DNC inside Boulder’s Greenbelt by handing out bags of organic kale to Libruls who tried to stray outside of the Greenbelt into the areas safe for Conservatives.) You probably know that The People’s Republic of Boulder tries hard to out-Berserkeley The People’s Republic of Berserkeley in Northern California. The next You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up Hall of Fame candidate after Prof. Hayward’s candidate is supplied to us by “B-Squared.” Here, now, is Prof. Hayward:
Note the hat worn by one of the Condom Squad members
During my time last year in Boulder, I happened upon the “Condom Squad” one day out on Pearl Street, consisting of fetching young ladies distributing unlimited quantities of premium latex goods (see photo, left). I’m not sure exactly what message was intended in the age of campus “rape culture,” and in any event as my criminal defense lawyer was on vacation that week I decided against asking if they provided fittings or other product demonstrations like fine men’s stores everywhere.
CU Boulder is back in the news this week with a report from The College Fix on how “endangered species condoms” are now a thing (see poster below):
One of the schools that distributed endangered species condoms recently was the University of Colorado at Boulder.
Sarah Dawn Haynes, outreach and engagement coordinator for the university’s environmental center, told The College Fix in an email that CU Boulder participated because “it’s a fun way to introduce students to the topic of population with an environmental lens.”
“Growing our population has had and is impacting other species and resources that we share locally and internationally,” she said. “There is nothing easy talking about women’s bodies, rights and beliefs of childbearing, environmental justice, etc, and this avenue is much less controversial and sticky, but with the same deliverable. Think about how much land, water, minerals, we use and what it takes to share locally and globally so everyone has what they need to thrive.”
Haynes said that they received about 40 condoms for Earth Day on April 22 and they were all taken. She also said they will likely do it again next year on Earth Day.
Just 40? Seem like underachievers to me. By the way, I don’t believe these items are recyclable: how sustainable is that?
Meanwhile, while I’m revisiting Boulder for a moment, and taking note of the fact that liberals are jettisoning Jefferson, Jackson, Woodrow Wilson, et al., because of their politically incorrect views, how can CU Boulder’s law school possible host the Byron White Center for the Study of American Constitutional Law? First, Byron White was one of the two dissenters on Roe v. Wade, which means he’s hostile to women. Even worse, he wrote the majority opinion in Bowers v. Hardwick, the 1986 case that upheld Georgia’s anti-sodomy law. In asking whether the Constitution creates “a fundamental right upon homosexuals to engage in sodomy,” White concluded the answer was “No”—“[T]o claim that a right to engage in such conduct is ‘deeply rooted in this Nation’s history and tradition’ or ‘implicit in the concept of ordered liberty’ is, at best, facetious.” Facetious? He’s not only hostile to women, but he makes fun of gays. Is there a greater campus sin that that? How can a progressive campus possibly allow a legal clinic to be named for such a person?
Next up is “B-Squared’s” candidate for the YJCMTSU Hall of Fame:
Barvetta Singletary, aide to Obama, shoots at boyfriend. What’s that you say about gun control, Hussein?
She’s temporarily on leave from her job as Obama’s special assistant, so there’s a relief.
A White House staffer was arrested late Friday after allegedly shooting a gun at her boyfriend, an officer with the U.S. Capitol Police, during a heated argument, authorities said.
Barvetta Singletary, 37, who is a special assistant to President Obama and also holds the title of house legislative liaison, was charged with domestic violence in the incident, which police say occurred at her home in Upper Marlboro, Md.
Police say she summoned her boyfriend, who was not identified, by text message, and the two had sex. Afterward, according to the criminal complaint, Singletary went to the man’s car with him and accused him of dating other women. Inside the car, Singletary allegedly took the man’s cellphones and his service weapon, demanding passwords to unlock messages stored on the phones.
“You taught me how to use this,” Singletary allegedly told the man. “Don’t think I won’t use it.”
Police say Singletary pointed the gun in the victim’s direction and fired one round.
The man ran away and called police, according to authorities. Singletary was arrested at the scene without incident.
White House spokesman Josh Earnest declined to discuss the incident at a press briefing Monday.
“We are aware of the matter and have temporarily placed the employee in question on unpaid leave and revoked her access to the complex until we have more information,” he said. “ We will take additional actions as needed. For further questions, I would refer you to the Prince George’s County Police Department.”
He’s so helpful with embarrassing details:
Police say Singletary texted her boyfriend to meet at her home in suburban Maryland for sex. Afterward, she confronted him about another woman he was dating.
The two entered her car to discuss it, and an argument ensued when Singletary asked to see her boyfriend’s cellphones. Singletary allegedly grabbed his phones and a .40 caliber Glock 23 pistol.
After the boyfriend refused to give Singletary the passwords on his phones, she pointed the gun at him and said, “You taught me how to use this. Don’t think I won’t use it,” according to an arrest warrant obtained by NBC 4.
Singletary pointed the gun in his direction and fired one round, police said.
The boyfriend fled the home and called 911.
Singletary has served as special assistant to the president and House legislative affairs liaison since 2014. Before that, she was deputy chief of staff and policy director to Assistant Democratic Leader James Clyburn (D-S.C.).
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More Stuff You Just Can’t Make Up:
… and as our last YJCMTSU item, the Pope proves that after all, he’s just one of the guys:
Day-um! Dems sum BODACIOUS ta-ta’s!
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Our day wouldn’t be complete without bashing Old Hitlery ® DNC:
… speaking of the old Socialist Bernie:
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… and now, two more thoughts in closing: