The Friday Funnies – Perpetual Motion Machine Edition

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• Katzndawgz – Perpetual Motion Machine Edition
(Hat tip: “Chris-to-Fear”)
Katzndawgz-perpetual motion machine

• Pictures Taken At Just The Right Angle

Pictures at just the right angle

• Angela Merkel Arrives in Greece …
(Hat tip: “Ol’ Petrol Head”)

Angela Merkel Übermacht
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.
“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.
“German,” she replies.
“Occupation?
“No, just here for a few days.”

• Dr. Eric E. Turbodrill, D.D.S. in action!
(Via “Ol’ Petrol Head” in the U.K.)

Dr. Turbodrill's Helium

• Baldness cure, misapplied:
(Another nod to “Ol’ Petrol Head”)

Baldness Pill

• Welcome back to the Doghouse Inn!
(One more from “Ol’ Petrol Head” across the pond …)

Dog House Inn

… which is a natural segue to …
• Wedded Bliss

Wedded Bliss

• More Wedded Bliss:
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and that connects us to
How Tequila Works

…  which links us to  …
• Before and After
Before&After

• Separated at BirthSeparated at Birth
• Redneck Engagement Ring
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)
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•     •     •     •

• Intelligence Test
(Hat tip: “Chris-to-Fear”)
Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco . Mensa, as you know, is an international organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. When they sat down, one of them
discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they
swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?
Clearly — this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer. They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.

“Ma’am,” they said, “we couldn’t help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker…….”

But before they could finish, the waitress interrupted. “Oh – sorry about that.”

She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

Reminds me of how our government operates …

• Then and now:

Then&now

Titanic

•    •    •    •

• Oops!

ladder

…  speaking of ladders

The Continuing Series Series:

• Why Women Live Longer Than Men, The Continuing Series

(Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the series.)
Why women live longer

• You Had ONE Job To Do, The Continuing Series

(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc” for the series.)
One Job to do

…  and that brings us to  …

• Freaks of Fast Food

Freaks of Fast Food

which in turn brings us to
Dinner choices

•     •     •     •

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Walmart Security Cameras

• This Week’s Walmartian!

Walmartian

• The Walmart Car Show

Walmart Car Show•     •     •     •

• Blonde Joke du Jour

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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s surgery and said that her body hurt where ever she touched it,
‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she
pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?’
‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’
‘I thought so,’ the doctor said. ‘Your finger is broken.’

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

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and now, a word from …
«Louis la Vache»
(With a hat tip to “B-Squared”)
Cow

pot

… OK. That’s all the damage we can do this Friday, so …

That-s-All-Folks

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