Hillary Clinton Is All Wet
By Howard Portnoy at Hot Air
Hillary Clinton is all wet. So are 200 of her supporters who attended a fundraiser for the Democratic frontrunner in the Hamptons this past Sunday.
Kaitlan Collins of the Daily Caller writes:
The presidential candidate had just been introduced on the lawn of designer Tory Burch’s $38 million home when the sprinkler system turned on — drenching everyone at a party whose guests included Anna Wintour, Martha Stewart, Donna Karan and Barneys owner Richard Perry.
“All of a sudden the sprinkler system went off, and those who were on the lawn got soaked,” a source who was at the fundraiser told Page Six. “You could hear some people screaming.”
This is not the first time Hillary’s parade has been rained on. She herself turned the smiles of prospective supporters upside down in the Tampa Bay area in June when she failed to show up for a rally there. Instead, notes WTSP, those who paid $25 to press flesh with the former secretary of state, had to make due with her campaign manager.
The goal of the event was to energize get lower income and minority voters. Clinton’s failure to show up was an interesting way to achieve that objective.
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News About The Criminal Organization Masquerading as a Political Party ® DNC :
2016 Democratic National Convention schedule has been leaked!
11:15 AM – Free Lunch, “medical” marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms to be passed out for Food Stamp enrollment
2:30 PM – Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM – Address on “Being the Real You,” (white) former Head of the Seattle NAACP, Rachel Dolezal, and “Caitlyn” Jenner
4:30 PM – “How to Bank $200 Million While a Public Servant, and Yet Claiming to be Broke”– Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM – “How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!” – Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson Seminar
5:00 PM – Medals of Freedom presented to Army deserter Bo Berghdal and a sample of Baltimore Looters
5:30 PM – Invitation-only Autograph Session – souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.
5:45 PM – Tribute to All of the 57 States – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM – General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the term “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
7:30 PM – Announcement of VP choice – Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes she got him killed in Benghazi
8:30 PM – The White House “Semantics Committee” meeting followed by general vote on now terming “Muslim Terrorism” instead as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
9:00 PM – “Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs” – Hillary Clinton
10:00 PM – Group Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible Readers.
10:30 PM – Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia and ISIS.
11:00 PM – Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post, and How to Pretend it’s No Big Deal”, hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM – “How to Offend Christians While Implementing Sharia Law in America”, “Sneaky Joe” Biden
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Hillary by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews
… next up …
Democrat National Committee Publicity Division News Media
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News About 3M*
* 3M: The Marxist Muslim Mulatto
… which brings us to:The Religion of Peace ® Mohammed :
… and now, in closing, a pot shot at The Gutless Old Party: