The Friday Funnies – “Dr. Mc’s” 11th Birthday Edition!

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Wednesday, 9 September was The Friday Funnies’ Staff Neurologist, “Dr. Mc’s” 11 th birthday!

We didn’t learn that it was his birthday until after the fact or we would have celebrated it last Friday.

“Dr. Mc” is now 11 years old. 8 + 3 = 11, right?! We like his math!

So we invite all our readers to send “Dr. Mc” belated 11th birthday greetings in the Comments!

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“Dr. Mc” tries out his new skateboard above.

In honor of “Dr. Mc’s 11th birthday, we decided to replace the Yugo Limousine we have provided him (and which we inherited from “B-Squared’s” late and much missed “Ft. Lauderdale Daily Photo”), with this new, higher horsepower limousine seen below: 

Horsepower

• We crash test “Dr. Mc’s” Yugo Limousine

Yugo

… speaking of crashes:

SmartCar

… now is a good time to point out this irony:

Irony

• Texting in the old days
(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc”)

Texting in the old days

… which brings us to this, also provided by our Birthday Boy, “Dr. Mc:”

Grandma phone

• Katzndawgz
(Hat tip: Steven Hayward)
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•    •    •    •

The Continuing Series Series

• Why Women Live Longer Than Men
(Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the series)

Why Women Live Longer Than Men

• You Had ONE Job To Do
(Hat tip to “Birthday Boy” for the series)

You Had ONE Job To Do

• Italian Translations
(Hat tip to “Joe P” for the series)

Italian Translations

• How To Pose With Statues

How to pose with Statues

• Blonde Joke du Jour

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A blonde went to a hair dresser’s one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, “I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off.” The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde’s hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard…”breath in…breath out…breath in…breath out…”!

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

Our Lawyer Joke du Jour is brought to us by:
Funny law firm names

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the regular kind”, replied Tommy.

• Snark du Jour

Nasty look

• Separated At Birth

Separated at Birth

• Printer’s down!
(Hat tip: Steven Hayward)
Printer's down!

• Dat’s a Fack, Jack!

duct tape

• Remember This On Your Next Trip to the Beach:

Skinny Dippers

•     •      •     •

… and now …

(DRUM ROLL)

the moment you’ve been waiting for!

This Week’s Walmartian!

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Walmartian

The Walmart Car Show!

Walmart Car Show

•     •     •     •

• Meanwhile, In Texas

(Hat tip: “RH”)
Texas tornado warning

… with that, we’ll say until next Friday …

That-s-All-Folks

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  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. MC

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  2. Let there be Cake !

    cheers, parsnip

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