The Friday Funnies – She Was SO Blonde Edition

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• Blonde Joke du Jour
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She was SO blonde…

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told me to meet her at the corner of ‘walk’ and ‘don’t walk’.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back.

They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

Under ‘education’ on her job application, she put ‘Hooked On Phonics.’

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says ‘sign here’, she put ‘Sagittarius.’

She asked for a price list at the Dollar Store.

If she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.

She studied for a blood test… and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.

She sold the car for gas money.

next up
• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

Our Lawyer Joke du Jour is brought to us by:

French, Frye & Koch
Attorneys at Law

Lawyer Joke du Jour

… which brings us to …
• Dawgznkatz
Dawgznkatz

• Dawgznkatz BONUS!

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… which brings us to …
Katzndawgz

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• Snark du Jour

Snark

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• Separated at Birth – Conspiracy Theory Edition!

Separated at Birth

• Separated at Birth – BONUS!

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… which brings us to …
• Perfectly Timed Photos

Obama Devil

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The Continuing Series Series

• Why Women Live Longer Than Men
(Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the Series)
Why Women Live Longer
• You Had ONE Job to Do
(Hat tip to “Dr. Mc” for the Series)
One Job
• Italian Translations
(Hat tip to “Joe P” for the Series)
Italian Translations
• How to Pose With Statues
(Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the Series)
How to pose w/statues

•    •    •    •

This Week’s Walmartian!

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Walmartian

The Walmart Car Show – Who Does It Better Edition

Walmart Car Show

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• Freaks of Fast Food – Sexy Style Super Size Edition

Freaks of Fast Food

which brings us to
• Bacon Bits

Bacon Bits
next up
• Secondhand Vegetarian

afterVegetarian

• Politically Incorrect
(but I make up for it in the entry following this one …)

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• (SIGH!) Just Like A Man!
(Hat tip:”Dr. Mc”)
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”

now, before I REALLY get myself in trouble, for this Friday I’ll say
That-s-All-Folks

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