The Friday Funnies – Greetings From Texas Edition!

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Hat tip to “Penny AB” for the theme.

Greetings from Texas

• Howdy!

Texas

Starbucks Drive-through, Texas-style

Having grown up in Lubbock, TX, I can attest to the truth of this one!:

Lubbock, TX

… and that brings us to …

Texas Rain Gauge

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Texas:Canada

Texasaurus

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•    •    •    •

The Continuing Series Series

• Why Women Live Longer Than Men
(Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the series)
Why Women Outlive Men

• Italian Translations
(Hat tip to “Joe P” for the series)

Italian Translations

which connects us to
• School lunch, Italian Style (CLICK HERE)

(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

• Thank you, Steve Jobs, for these devices
(Hat tip to “Penny AB” for the series)

Thank you, Steve Jobs

• How To Pose With Statues
(Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the series)
How to pose with statues

•    •    •    •

Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause
• Don’t Call Home For Money
(Hat tip: “Ol’ Petrol Head”)
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A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,

“Where did you get that car???!!!”

He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

“With what money?” demanded his parents.
We know what a Porsche costs.”

“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”

So the parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like
that for fifteen dollars?” they said.

“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. I don’t know her name-they just moved in.
She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”

“Oh my Goodness!,” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser.
Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”

So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in
the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had
sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary
and really doesn’t intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his
new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”

• Who Says Men Don’t Remember?
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)
Men remember

•     •     •     •

• Irish Bus
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)
Irish Bus

• All-Nighter – Revised

All nighter

•     •     •     •

This Week’s Walmartian

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Walmartians

… which brings us to …
• Why You Don’t Invite Your Okie Cousins To Your Wedding:

Okie cousins

… one last item:

Crayons for adults

With that, we’ll say …

That's all

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  1. Thanks again for the smiles!

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  2. Loved all the Texas photos !

    cheers, parsnip

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