Jerry Mander’s Political Corner – 2016 Democrat Convention Preview Edition

Jerry Mander

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Preview of the 2016 Democrat Convention!

Hat tip: “A. Nonymous”

Democratic National Convention Schedule

Saturday, 27 August 2016
• Free lunch, medical marijuana distribution, and bus ride to the Convention.
• Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
• Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM
• Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
(Sponsored by CNN)

4:15 PM
• Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Spokane NAACP

4:30 PM
• “How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Dead Broke”
A Seminar led by Old Hitlery

4:45 PM
• “How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
• Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal & Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM
• Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Old Hitlery and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

Hitlery Sniper Fire

5:45 PM
• Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy P. Lousy

6:00 PM
• General vote on praising Baltimore and Ferguson rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”

7:30 PM
• Announcement of VP Nominee Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Old Hitlery realizes she got him killed in Benghazi

8:30 PM
• The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting: General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”

9:00 PM
• “Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker Brian Williams

9:15 PM
• Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

9:45 PM
• Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs” and “You Didn’t Build That”
Hosted by Old Hitlery and B. Hussein Obama

10:00 PM
• Bitter Group Condemnation of Gun Owners

10:30 PM
• Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan,Russia, and ISIS
Led by B. Hussein Obama

11:00 PM
• Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Old Hitlery

11:30 PM
• “How to Offend Christians While Implementing Sharia Law in America”
“Crazy Uncle Joe” Biden

12:00 AM
• Official Nomination of Hillary Clinton
by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

00OO00

Great Orators of the Democrat Party Past and Present

(Tips of the hat to everyone who has sent this!)

Orators of the Democrat Party – PAST:

• “One man with courage makes a majority.” ~ Andrew Jackson

• “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

• “The buck stops here.” ~ Harry S. Truman

• “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” ~ John F.Kennedy

AND NOW: Great Orators of the Democrat Party –TODAY:

• “It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is?” ~ BJ Clinton

• “Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is.” ~ Old Hitlery (Quoted 1998)

• “Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” ~ John Edwards

• “I invented the Internet.” ~ Al Gore

• “You don’t need God anymore; you have us Democrats.” ~ Nancy P. Lousy in 2006

• “Paying taxes is voluntary.” ~ Sen. Harry Reid

• “What difference does it make?” (re: Benghazi) ~ Old Hitlery

• ” America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don’t want that future, uh, for my children.” ~ B. Hussein Obama

• “I have campaigned in all 57 states.” ~ B. Hussein Obama (Quoted 2008)

• “You have a business. You didn’t build that. Someone else did!” ~ B. Hussein Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the Mother Superior Moron, Nancy P. Lousy re Obamacare:

“We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it.” ~ (As one Doctor said: That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.)

HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE-GREAT COUNTRY!!

00OO00

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  1. Love the Quotes from past and resent leaders of the D-Party. Amazing the people who have no idea the Democratic party started leaving them in the 1950’s or there about and they still think it is the party of the working man!

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  2. There isn’t any political party named the “Democrat Party”.

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    • The official name of the group of Marxists that hold the minority position in the House and Senate is Democrat, not Democratic. This is appropriate in that there is nothing democratic about them now as they have taken the mask off and flaunt their Marxism for all to see.

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      • The official name of the party is “The Democratic Party”.
        I know it chaps your wrinkled old ass to have to say it, but that’s the fact Jack.
        But you’re a Republikkkan so of course reality scares the shit out of you.

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