Lindsey Graham applies lipstick
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The Many Faces of Lindsey Graham

Graham: Exceeded in RINO-ness only by Mushhead McConnell and his siamese twin, John McVAIN

Text adapted from an article by Dan McLaughlin at Red State

Look, Lindsey Graham is what he is by now. Graham’s intense RINO-ness is reflected in the fact that Heritage Action ranks his voting record as only 38% Conservative. With a score that low, he might as well officially become what his voting record shows him to be: a Democrat.

Some view him as being a serious voice on national security, whether or not you agree with his neoconservative point of view.

He’s also an irritatingly moderate figure on many other issues, especially given that he’s elected by deep-red South Carolina. He’s the only serious, influential figure on the undercard stage, given that none of the other undercard candidates (Huckabee, Santorum or Pataki) has won an election in the past 13 years. Really Graham should quit this race, and the undercard debates should be brought to an end, as we get closer to the voting. But as long as they go on, we may as well get a few laughs from them. So pick your favorite face Sen. Lindsey Graham made in Tuesday night’s debate:

1. The “Rick Santorum cites ‘theological reasons’ for not sending ground troops to Syria” face:

2. The “I’m not afraid of a guy riding around on a horse with his shirt off” face:

3. The “I just called Ted Cruz an Isolationist” face:

4. The “will Santorum ever stop talking” face:

5. The “we’re here all night, try the veal” face:

6. The “they’re ready to die, bring on the virgins” face:

7. The “oh, no!, it’s Huckabee’s turn” face:

8. The “it’s bedtime for Lindsey” face:

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Lindsey Graham and John McVAIN apply their warpaint

… and now, in closing …