How Stereotypes Are Born

(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

… Speaking of donuts …

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The Continuing Series Series

• I Once Worked For This Guy

• Why Women Live Longer Than Men
(Hat tip: “B-Squared” for the series)

• Men In Need of Female Supervision
(Hat tip: “Ol’ Petrol Head” for the series)

• Italian Translations
(Hat tip: “Joe P” for the series)

• How To Pose With Statues/strong>
(Hat tip: “B-Squared” for the series)

• Thank You, Steve Jobs, For These Devices
(Hat tip: “Penny AB” for the series)

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This Week’s Walmartian

The Walmart Car Show

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(Tips of the hat to “Joe P.” and “Dr. Mc”:)

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
“Wal-Mart?” the preacher exclaimed. “Why Wal-Mart?”
“Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.”

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• Freaks of Fast Food – Hold the Guacamole Edition

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• Blonde Joke du Jour

• Lawyer Joke du Jour
(Hat tip: “Ol’ Petrol Head”)

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’
She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.

I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realise you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do.

I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.
He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife.
Yes, I know him.’
The defence attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, ‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.

• Snark du Jour