After his little jaunt to Cuba to make nice to his political soul mates, the Castro tyrants, Mr. “Our Greatest Threat Is Climate Change” Obama showed his concern for the “carbon footprint” he leaves by taking not one, but TWO Air Force Ones to South America where he once again “apologized.” Obama hates the U.S. so much that he compulsively “apologizes” for the U.S. everywhere he goes.

So if Obama feels the need to apologize on his world tour on the taxpayer’s dime, «Louis la Vache» offers this apology on his own dime:

«Louis» begins with this jab at Prius owners:

… Oh, and speaking of “climate change:“

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• Restaurant Experience We Can All Relate To:

• Some Things Never Change:

• Why Women Live Longer Than Men:
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

• Analysis:

• Bananza:

• Dublin, Ireland Cleans Up After St. Paddy’s Day:
(Private note to “Dr. Kool-Aid:” No, “Dr. Mc” did not drink all of these!)

…   which brings us to  …

• Florida: Crazier Than Crazifornia:

… speaking of cell phones …

• There’s Always One That’s Got To Be Different:

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Without further ado, we bring you …

This Week’s Walmartian!

The Walmart Car Show

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• Miracles of Redneck Engineering

• Groaner du Jour

• Fast Food

… Speaking of which …

• Seen In “Dr. Mc’s” Car: 

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Today we have a compendium of Blonde Jokes. GROANER ALERT!

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

• Have I missed anyone? Today, I offended: lawyers, blondes, Walmartians, Prius owners, rednecks, Obama supporters, “Climate Change” scammers … I think I’ve covered most of the bases. So, until next Friday: