Friday Funnies – What’s For Dinner Edition

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Hat tip to “Ol’ Petrol Head” for this Friday’s lead item.

dinner-is-served

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, “It’s what mummy calls me sometimes”.

The little girl screams to her brother, “Ewwww!!!! Don’t eat it! It’s an @$$høl∑!!!!..”

…  speaking of which  …
• Group Portrait of the U.S. Congress:

Congress Group Portrait

… and that, Ladies and Gentlemen, brings us directly to our …
• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

A disgruntled man walks into bar, bangs his fists on the counter, and exclaims,
“All lawyers are @$$høl∑s!”
The bartender say, “I take exception to that!”
The man asks, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
The bartender says, “No, I’m an @$$høl∑!!”

speaking of lawyers

lawyers

… which reminds me that …

Proctologist

… in a related vein …
• Yes, It Matters Where You Put the Price Tag
(Hat tip: “Chris-to-Fear”)

Price_tag

… next up …
• Groaner du Jour

Lawyer-Dog-Leash.png

• Snark du Jour

Snark

Snark_cup_of_care

… we mustn’t forget our …
• Blonde Joke du Jour

blonde jokes-sm

(Mac users will “get” this one!)

Blonde_Genius_Bar

… after picking on the blondes, turn-about is fair play:

Male_brain

• Why Women Live Longer Than Men
(Ongoing hat tip to “B-Squared” for this series.)

Why Women Live Longer Than Men

… which brings us to …
• How Was Your Monday?

(Hat tip: “Ol’ Petrol Head”)

Bad Day

• Separated at Birth

Medusa-Schultz

–00OO00–

You’ve been waiting all week for …

This Week’s Walmartian!

Walmart-always

Walmartian_stripper_contest

The Walmart Car Show

Walmart_car_show

Shane – The Walmart Deli Clerk

Shane_Walmart_Deli

–00OO00–

• From the Police Blotter
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

Police-blotter

• Learn to Fly Here!
(Hat tip: “Chris-to-Fear”)

Learn_to_fly

… speaking of Irony …
(Hat tip: “Joe P.”)

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

… speaking of RED, WHITE and BLUE …
It’s the July 4th celebration this week …
We close this Friday with a salute to Old Glory!

US-flag

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  1. Wonderful last photo.

    cheers, parsnip and thehamish

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