Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the theme today.
BJ and Old Hitlery* are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to BJ. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Old Hitlery, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head “no”. The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy.”
BJ hesitates … but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! BJ shrugs his shoulders and says, “Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C’mere Hilly baby…” With that, BJ gets up, grabs Old Hitlery by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, “Bill you”!$#@&!”. The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. BJ is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, “How about that; I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!”
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, “Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first ‘pitch’.”
* Old Hitlery (®™ DNC) is a wholly-owned subsidiary of George Soros
And now, in closing: