Friday Funnies – Ex-husbands Edition!

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In our continuing effort to offend everyone, today we target ex-husbands and boyfriends.
We begin with this item used Wednesday by “Jerry Mander:”

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ex-husband9ex-husband10… speaking of aim:

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… the battle of the sexes continues 

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• “Penny B” sends us this:

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller delivered grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”

Visibly shaken, the young woman stared back at the old woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her shaking hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. Her mind raced. A question forced its way out — she simply had to know. She met the Fortune Teller’s gaze, tried to steady her voice and asked:…….”Will I be acquitted?”

… This seems to be an appropriate place for:

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• Snark du Jour

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… the superiority of women over men is demonstrated by this example of …
• Why Women Live Longer Than Men

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• Lawyer Joke du Jour
Brought to us today by the Law Offices of:

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• Questionable Names

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• Separated at Birth

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This Week’s Walmartian

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…  And now, in closing  …

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  1. This was pretty funny.
    I don’t wish my x dead but I have wished him to hurt his knee so bad that when playing is beloved game of golf he is in pain that walking the course is hard and most of all that his swing is off.
    I know that is bad of me but……..

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  2. Holy crap, some good ones in here. Thanks for the chuckles.

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  3. Funny as always!!

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