Jerry Mander – Titanic BJ Edition

Jerry Mander

Hat tip to “B-Squared” for  the today’s theme.

Titanic-Rose-and-Jack

What do Rose and Jack

Jack-Rose-Titanic

have in common with BJ and Monica?

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Here’s the story:

When you look at it that way

Students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by BJ Clinton.

They were asked to do a book report and contrast the 2 books.

One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

Titanic: Cost = $29.99
Clinton : Cost = $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of BJ and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : BJ is a Bee esS artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for BJ

Titanic: During the ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Uh … We won’t go there …

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : BJ doesn’t remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica … Ooh, we won’t go there, either …

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : BJ goes home to Old Hitlery; basically the same thing.

His professor gave him an A+

Let's call her Monica

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Dennis Miller Thinks Nancy P. Lousy Is Bat $_î† Crazy
(Hat tip: “Chris-to-Fear”)

Click to play. It’s hilarious!

… Speaking of Nancy P. Lousy

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Nancy P. Lousy Doesn't Remember

Oh, this is rich! Another hat tip to “Chris-to-Fear”:

Nancy P. Lousy: “We Have a Right to Know What’s in Health Care Bill Before It Passes”

This from the woman who said
“We have to pass (Obamacare) before we find out what’s in it.”

Ha-hahahahahahahahahahahaha…*GASP!*…hahahahahahaha, etc, etc…

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Above: Nancy P. Lousy conducting a seance for Democrats in the House.

Below: Separated at Birth: Nancy P. Lousy and Scream:

Separated at Birth - Nancy P. Lousy_Scream

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Meanwhile, at the GOPe Wing of the Permanent Bi-Partisan Fusion Party:

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Ryan_RINOCare-toilet

RINO_Ryan_care

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And now, in closing, three more items:

Hitlery_Ivanka

Nordstrom-Hitlery

Hitlery-Trump_uranium

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