Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the today’s theme.
What do Rose and Jack
have in common with BJ and Monica?
Here’s the story:
Students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by BJ Clinton.
They were asked to do a book report and contrast the 2 books.
One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
Titanic: Cost = $29.99
Clinton : Cost = $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of BJ and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : BJ is a Bee esS artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for BJ
Titanic: During the ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Uh … We won’t go there …
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : BJ doesn’t remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica … Ooh, we won’t go there, either …
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : BJ goes home to Old Hitlery; basically the same thing.
His professor gave him an A+
Dennis Miller Thinks Nancy P. Lousy Is Bat $_î† Crazy
(Hat tip: “Chris-to-Fear”)
Click to play. It’s hilarious!
… Speaking of Nancy P. Lousy …
Oh, this is rich! Another hat tip to “Chris-to-Fear”:
This from the woman who said
“We have to pass (Obamacare) before we find out what’s in it.”
Ha-hahahahahahahahahahahaha…*GASP!*…hahahahahahaha, etc, etc…
Above: Nancy P. Lousy conducting a seance for Democrats in the House.
Below: Separated at Birth: Nancy P. Lousy and Scream:
Meanwhile, at the GOPe Wing of the Permanent Bi-Partisan Fusion Party:
And now, in closing, three more items: