Friday Funnies – 4 Hour Resurrection Edition!

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A tip o’ th’ fedora to “Dr. Mc” for today’s theme.

Children's_sermon

Ah … the impact of TV ads …

The pastor was presenting a children’s sermon before the whole congregation.
He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous …

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

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The pastor called on him and the boy said, “I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor.”

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

on a related note  …

Never snort Viagra

…  which segues to  …

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• Parking Reserved for Green Vehicles

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• You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up! – Two items today:

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She's a keeper

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…  speaking of dangerous old heifers  …
• Who Wears It Better?

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…  which brings us to  …

• Separated at Birth

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• Traffic Stop:

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… on a related note, we come to these 2 items:

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Good question

…  speaking of drugs of choice, mine is  …
• CAFFEINE!

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• Why Women Live Longer Than Men, William Tell Edition
(Tips of the hat today to “Gordon K.”, “Joe P.” and “Dr. Mc” for sending this and a wealth of other WWLLTM material!)

Why Women Live Longer-William Tell

• Pun du Jour, Esoteric Edition
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

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• Snark du Jour

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• Bright idea!
(Another hat tip to “B-Squared”)

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• The burning question of the hour is …

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• Rules of the Road

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…  speaking of creatures of the swamp, it’s time for  …

This Week’s Walmartian!

First Walmartians of Spring Edition

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The Walmart Car Show

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…  we close this Friday with this example of  …

• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

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