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“Dr. Mc”, “Gordon K.” and “Joe P.” for other content.
Despite all the bad publicity it has generated for itself, United Airlines continues it’s assault-the-customers program as seen in these headlines: Former Beauty Queen Roughed Up on United Flight and Bride and Groom Booted Off United Flight in Houston. So while United continues its assault on its customers, we continue our assault on United!
… Meanwhile, in the Kingdom of the Nutty NORKs:
… Speaking of targets:
… Moving now to the Peaceable Kingdom of Assad:
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