Friday Funnies – Fart Poem Edition -UPDATED!

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Hat tip to Ol’ Petrol Head for today’s lead item.

Fart poem

… and “Cousin Mary” contributes this poem she learned from her dad:

A sigh is but a puff of wind,
That rises from the heart,
But oh, if it should take a downward start,
It’s sure to be a great big fart.

Fart-kiss

fart in public

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Women don't fart

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• Groaner du Jour

Groaner-lyre

• Blonde Joke du Jour

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Diary of a Blonde

• Never Saw It Coming
(We have “B-Squared” to thank for this one.)

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• Wedded Bliss
(A bow of the bowler to “Joe P.”)

#1 Cause

A father texts his son:
“My Dear Son,
Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.
My best love and good wishes.
Your Father.”

His son texts back:
“Thanks Dad, but the wedding isn’t actually until tomorrow!”

His Father replies:
“I know.”

• WWLLTM
(“B-Squared” keeps us supplied with these – other contributions also welcomed!)

Why Women Live Longer Than Men-beer

• Natural Selection – Hopscotch Edition

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• That E-Mail From Nigeria You Should Have Answered:

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This Week’s Walmartian!

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Walmart Car Show

Walmart Car Show

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And now, we close with:

Loose Screw

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  1. Okay, I cracked up at the Nigerian. I was dumb enough to delete his e-mails. And All I had to do was send him my bank account # and I would have been set! STUPID STUPID!
    Liked the loose screw too!
    Thanks for the smiles…

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  2. Bud Sansbury 21/07/2017 — 10:34

    I should get a cut….I’ve been forwarding the emails I get to Jack!!!

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  3. Bud Sansbury 21/07/2017 — 10:43

    PS: Loved the owl in pre-launch configuration. Now Kim Jung Dung will have his spies bird watching.
    Bud

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  4. However Bud is one of the heroes in my books! 😉

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