Friday Funnies – Degrading Mum Edition

• Doncha Hate It When That Happens? (YJCMTSU File)
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

YJCMTSU

degrading_mum

• WWLLTM

Why_women-live-longer_car_jack

• Another Great Actor Who Wasted His Life on Drugs and Alcohol

Great Actor

• State Bird of Crazifornia

Crazifornia

CA State Bird

• Lawyer Joke du Jour
(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc”)

Shark-Attorney

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, ‘Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community
through the United Way?’

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, ‘First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?’

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, ‘Uh… no, I didn’t know that.’
‘Secondly,’ says the lawyer, ‘my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children.’

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology but is cut off again. ‘Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister’s husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?’

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, ‘I’m so sorry, I had no idea.’

And the lawyer says, ‘So… if I didn’t give any money to them, what makes you think I’d give any to you?

• Groaner du Jour

James Pond

• Snark du Jour

SnarkVII

• Missing Something?

coffin-ZombieDawg

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Shocked and appalled

• Wedded Bliss
(Hat tip: “Joe P.”)

#1 Cause

Wedded Bliss - Do What You Want

Wedded Bliss-symbol

Wedded Bliss - flies

Wedded Bliss - shark

Wedded Bliss - violent end

Wedded Bliss - waiter

… which brings us to …

Mona Lisa - 4 drinks

• More News You Can Use:

Water on Mars

• Separated at Birth

Separated_at_birth-Sessions

• Russian …

russian_kahlussion

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walmart-always-bad-service

This Week’s Walmartian
Potty Humor Edition

Walmartian-Potty Humor

The Walmart Car Show

Walmart_car_show-cheap_tan

Walmart Observation Deck

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And now, in closing, a double-header just for Steven Hayward:

Vegans-sizzling_steak

horrifying vegans

6 Comments

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  1. Great edition. Loved the Shocked and Appalled, water on Mars and the latest actor that wasted its life on drugs.
    I need more imagination!!!

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  2. Bud Sansbury 28/07/2017 — 06:59

    Always look forward to Friday Funnies.Great way to start the day. Come to think of it, that new Demon-crap drink might be just what I need after a day of DC antics.

    Bud

    Liked by 1 person

  3. This Friday funnies is a keeper.
    I liked water on Mars. the Russian drink, fortuner teller and my #1 the Rib Tickler.

    cheers, parsnip

    Liked by 1 person

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