Friday Funnies – O, Pun The Door Edition!

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You can blame “B-Squared” for most of these,
but Skip gets some of the blame, too!

So Many Puns

• Nineteen Newfoundlanders go to the cinema.
The ticket lady asks “Why so many of you?”
Buddy replies, “The film said 18 or over.”

Bucaneer

• My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday. So I went to our local pet shop and they were $70.
Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper on the web.

Dandy_lions

• I was at an A.T.M. yesterday.
A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

eifell

• I’ve been doing yoga once a week for about ten years.
I think you’d agree that’s a pretty long stretch.

folsom_prism

• Why did the Eyetalian mob fellow shoot his wall clock?
So it wouldn’t tock.

gold-and-myrth

• We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius.
His brother, Frank, however … was a monster.

Baroque_bach

• I went shopping this morning at Safeway.
I purchased some fresh cherries and a microphone stand.
Bought a bing, bought a boom.

Hun

• A man noted for spreading puns, good and bad, was locked in a closet and told he would not be released until he created a pun for the situation.
He calmly took his time and then yelled…”Hey! O, pun the door!”

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I dreamed last night that I owned an entire ocean made of delicious orange soda.
When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

Fanta Orange Soda

Looksaround

• A vegan friend of mine blurted out the other day that people who sell meat are disgusting.
I told her that those who sell fruits and vegetables are even grocer.

which brings us to
• The Friday Funnies Food And Nutrition Corner
(Hat tip to Steven Hayward for the carb cutting tip!)

Cutting Carbs

grease_badmenu

Taco_Emergency

Library Paste

bacon-bruises

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• You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up

YJCMTSU

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drive-through

… which segues to 
• WWLLTM

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This Week’s Walmartian –
Tin Foil Hat Edition!

Walmart-always

Walmartian-Tin Foil

The Walmart Car Show

Walmart car show-boom

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• Child Raising Tips for Parents!

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• Late Braking News!

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And now, in closing:

Hoping_for_a_pyramid

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  1. Leave it to you to start my morning off in a great mood!!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Thank you, GP! I’m glad you enjoyed this! I appreciate your frequent visits and comments!
      Note to other readers: If you like WWII history, check out GP’s blog. It is built around letters his father sent home from his service as a paratrooper in the Pacific in WWII. GP does a superb job of showing many facets of the conflict in the Pacific and he salutes those who served and have now passed. It’s great stuff in a very accessible format. As “Joe Bob Briggs” of the “Drive-In Movie Review” would say “check it out!”

      http://pacificparatrooper.wordpress.com/

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  2. You are most welcome, GP! I really like your blog and hope that others who visit find it to be as good as I do!
    🙂

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