Friday Funnies – O, Pun The Door Edition!

Friday Funnies jpg

You can blame “B-Squared” for most of these,
but Skip gets some of the blame, too!

So Many Puns

• Nineteen Newfoundlanders go to the cinema.
The ticket lady asks “Why so many of you?”
Buddy replies, “The film said 18 or over.”


• My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday. So I went to our local pet shop and they were $70.
Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper on the web.


• I was at an A.T.M. yesterday.
A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.


• I’ve been doing yoga once a week for about ten years.
I think you’d agree that’s a pretty long stretch.


• Why did the Eyetalian mob fellow shoot his wall clock?
So it wouldn’t tock.


• We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius.
His brother, Frank, however … was a monster.


• I went shopping this morning at Safeway.
I purchased some fresh cherries and a microphone stand.
Bought a bing, bought a boom.


• A man noted for spreading puns, good and bad, was locked in a closet and told he would not be released until he created a pun for the situation.
He calmly took his time and then yelled…”Hey! O, pun the door!”


I dreamed last night that I owned an entire ocean made of delicious orange soda.
When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

Fanta Orange Soda


• A vegan friend of mine blurted out the other day that people who sell meat are disgusting.
I told her that those who sell fruits and vegetables are even grocer.

which brings us to
• The Friday Funnies Food And Nutrition Corner
(Hat tip to Steven Hayward for the carb cutting tip!)

Cutting Carbs



Library Paste



• You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up





… which segues to 



This Week’s Walmartian –
Tin Foil Hat Edition!


Walmartian-Tin Foil

The Walmart Car Show

Walmart car show-boom

• Child Raising Tips for Parents!


• Late Braking News!


And now, in closing:



Add yours →

  1. Leave it to you to start my morning off in a great mood!!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Thank you, GP! I’m glad you enjoyed this! I appreciate your frequent visits and comments!
      Note to other readers: If you like WWII history, check out GP’s blog. It is built around letters his father sent home from his service as a paratrooper in the Pacific in WWII. GP does a superb job of showing many facets of the conflict in the Pacific and he salutes those who served and have now passed. It’s great stuff in a very accessible format. As “Joe Bob Briggs” of the “Drive-In Movie Review” would say “check it out!”

      Liked by 1 person

  2. You are most welcome, GP! I really like your blog and hope that others who visit find it to be as good as I do!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: