Friday Funnies – Halloween Trick or Drink Edition

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“Dr. Mc” goes Trick-or-Treating:

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Driving a stick

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Halloween Costumes:

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This one is sure to cause Snowflakes to melt:

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• A Cabbie on Halloween
(Hat tip: “Joe P.”)

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.

She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.

Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.

She responds, Well, let’s see what we can do about that¦.
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.

The cab driver is very excited and says, Yes, I’m single and Catholic!

OK the nun says. Pull into the next alley.
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?

Forgive me, but I’ve sinned I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.

The nun says, That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!

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Costumes and candy are overrated. meme halloween Grumpy Cat cat funny picshalloween-traffic-cone

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And now, in closing:

Halloween: you're next

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  1. Thanks for a mile of smiles. But Imma tell you, Sherry and I got a belly laugh out of ,’Laugh it up, youare next!’
    THANKS AGAIN…

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  2. Great stuff to laugh about. Always thought that about Hilary and wish it would happen.
    Unkle Jerry

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  3. Great post today.
    I like the one about the trick or treat candy. Turn off the light and lock the door.

    cheers, parsnip

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