Friday Funnies – Better Out Than In Edition!

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Thanks to “Ol’ Petrol Head” for much of today’s content.

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In a related vein, “B-Squared” brings us this (Click to play):

Elon Mosk, call your office!

Smart Fart

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Walmart fart – I doubt that this one is a whisper:

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• YJCMTSU
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

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LA GRANDE, Wash. (AP) — Authorities say a man who was drunk, naked and having sex with a woman while driving south of Tacoma missed a curve and struck a tree.
Washington State Patrol spokeswoman Brooke Bova says the crash happened at about 6 p.m. Wednesday on Mountain Highway East near La Grande.
Bova says the woman, who was also naked, was hospitalized with broken bones. Bova says her 3-month-old child in the backseat was uninjured.

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• Your Weekly Groaners Fix:
(More from “B-Squared”)

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Mountains-Hill Areas

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• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

The Scottish Husband:

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Was I Drunk

• The Friday Funnies Food and Nutrition Corner

Vegan Milk

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Now, it’s time for …

This Week’s Walmartian!

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The Walmart Car Show

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• WWLLTM

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• Lawyer Joke du Jour

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This week’s Lawyer Joke is brought to us by the Law Offices of:

Ditcher Quick and Hyde

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… which brings us to 

• Katzndawgz – Legal Edition

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• Dawgznkatz

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• Separated at Birth

Separated at birth

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On that note, for this Friday …

That's All

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  1. I’M STILL HURTING IN MY GROIN WITH THE WINDOW WASHER. The end is great “losing your teeth in 3-2-1!!!!

    Thanks for a belly laugh or two. I need that after the NEWS! from Crazyfornia, NOT GUILTY! WOW!

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