Friday Funnies – No Speaka Da English Edition

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A tippa da fedora to “B-Squared”.

Fedora

Italian men

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

‘Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.’

The lady can’t take this any more.

angry woman

‘You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,’ she retorted indignantly. ‘In this country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

‘Hey, coola down lady,’ said the man. ‘Who talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘ Mississippi ‘.’

Italian flag

How Italians sleep

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Italian or argument

Italian girls

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Italian woman says what

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Italian Formal WearItalian DNA

Italian skin composition

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Which brings us to …

The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

vegan-pepperoini

Dear-Vegans...

Whole_Paycheck-Gluten

Tide pod restaurant

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• Dawgznkatz

Mailed cat

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

WWLLTM-noose

• YJCMTSU

YJCMTSU

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• Groaner du Jour

Roberto

… which brings us to …
• Mexican Word of the Day

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• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde winking

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• Lawyer Joke du Jour

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A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children,needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home.
He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they
felt that the children would destroy the place.
He couldn’t say he had no children, because he couldn’t lie

We all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.

So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right — the agent asked:
“How many children do you have?
He answered: “Twelve.”
The agent asked, “Where are the others?”
The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”

MORAL: It’s not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words…
and don’t forget, most politicians are unfortunately lawyers

• Snark du Jour

not enough fingers

• Floriduh, baby!

Floriduh!

JUPITER, Fla. – A Florida man jumped off a bridge to escape his drunk girlfriend after she crashed the car they were driving in Tuesday, police said.

• Fun With Statues

Fun with statues

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This Week’s Walmartian!

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walmartian pink granny

The Walmart Car Show

Walmart car show

… and now, in closing for this Friday:

Movie-credits

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  1. Bud Sansbury 02/02/2018 — 04:11

    Nacho president and not enough middle fingers to go around. Love it. I’m gonna copy/paste and infect a few in-boxes. Thanks, made my day again.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Thanks for the smiles and belly laughs, AGAIN. Good graphics. Liked the ‘Even plants think you are wrong’, and of course I like NATCHO’s.
    Try to be good out on the last coast! I hope y’all can get the new ‘straw law’ passed, imma thinking that will save the world.

    PS: you do realized you have pissed off a lot of people, just sayin!!

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    • Yes! That proposed “straw law” by the Democrats in Sacramento (where a food server could be sentenced to a year in jail for giving a customer a straw for those of you who haven’t heard about this latest example of Democrat insanity) shows just how deep the fascist mindset has sunk into the minds of the Democrats. This is truly one for the You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up file!

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