Friday Funnies – Completely Finished Edition!

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Hat tip to “Joe P.” for today’s theme item.

COMPLETELY FINISHED

COMPLETELY FINISHED

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer:

When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!

Next up, “Dr. Mc”, the Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist, gives us an example of someone who is COMPLETELY FINISHED in this tale of how …

• Technology Will Be the Death of Us

Text message from Richard to Fred:
Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled w/guilt for a few months & have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text. I can’t live w/myself a minute longer w/o your knowing about this. The truth is that, when you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day & night. In fact, probably much more than you. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live w/the guilt & hope you’ll accept my sincere apology & forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage, & I’ll pay you.

Regards, Richard

Fred’s Response:
Fred, feeling so angered & betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door & shot Richard, killing him. He went back home & poured himself a stiff drink & sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone & discovered a 2nd text message from Richard.

2ND Text Message:
Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out & noticed that the darned Auto-Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.
Regards, Richard

… Appropriately enough, we now have …

Autocorrect-restaurant-in-piece

… Which in turn brings us to …

Barry M. Deep

Next up:

adam-eve

… Parenthetically:

Terms and;Conditions

… We don’t always get what we hope for:

Better than Philadelphia

… while we are on this deadly topic, we find that …

only_a_fart_away

which takes us directly to
• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

WWLLTM-ladder

… Speaking of Handy Man chores, “Yuba City Doris” gives us an example of …
• How NOT to Clean Out Your Garage (Click to play)

 

… the Handy Man theme continues with this example of …
• Redneck Engineering

Redneck engineering-mirror

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Meanwhile, at “Dr. Mc’s Clinic:

sandwich1

 

Caucasian

 

Foreign_objects

Death-Dr.-Sooner

Pixilated colonoscopy

Dont-wait-til-youre-on-your-deathbed...

Cell phone-natural

blood-type

Cavity search

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• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

potato-peeler

Disagree with wife

bring six bananas

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“B-Squared” provides us with this important …

• Thought for the Day

Lao Tzu

The Great Lao-Tzu said:

“It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.”

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We close this Friday with:

Caffeine is not a crime

4 Comments

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  1. Very good entry. Loved the graphis. I especially like the Adam and EVE ones! I gota remember the Wife and WI-FI thingee since I have been known to use someone else’s.
    Anyway great read. Lotta work here, But my laughs were worth your labor! 😉

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  2. Kenneth Felton 03/03/2018 — 14:12

    Another great week. I too put the wi-fi at the top of my list with the tombstone epitaphs a close second. I come back during the week to recharge my batteries.

    Liked by 1 person

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