Friday Funnies – Grab Bag Edition

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We have a little bit of everything today.
Many tips of the hat go to “B-Squared”
who provided much of the material.


Egg dying contest



Don't let my looks deceive you


… which brings us to … URNed Trust:


… on a related note:

face the vinyl curtain



WWLLTM-cliff hanger

• Meanwhile, in Canada:




No Zippity in my do-dah


Showering won't be enough

A caustic guitar



• The Friday Funnies Food and Nutrition Corner

Chicken Coupe

Fork lift

Vegan taxidermy

Tuna fish

… and that segues to:

Sea World


• Good question:

Mixed Fillings

• More News You Can Use:

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Monkey's UncleJPG

… and that brings us to …

• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause


While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, John and his wife Joyce listened to the instructor, ‘It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.’
He addressed John: ‘Can you name Joyce’s favorite flower?’
John leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, ‘It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?’

Whereupon John was rushed to a hospital emergency room where the doctor said he would probably be fine, but he had to follow the protocol for recovering from a concussion.


… speaking of Wedded Bliss, we come now to our …

• Lawyer Joke du Jour


This week’s Lawyer Joke is brought to us by the Law Offices of

Screwem, Goode & Hart

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.


• Separated at Birth: A.G. Jeff Sessions and the Keebler Elf

Separated at Birth-Sessions-Keebler Elf

blog-divider• En Route to the Democrat National Convention:

Hauling ass


Johann Suggestion Bachs

Hellen Bach


challenge: rearrange the candles


Not a tall well

Clearly see your nuts

On that note, we close this Friday with:

I don't do drugs


Add yours →

  1. Good Friday and weekend too!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Bud Sansbury 06/04/2018 — 11:03

    About that that truck load of democrats…….you left off the word “holes.” As usual you hit our funny bones. Heard the wife snickering and giggling,looked over her shoulder and saw she had ’56 Packard Man on her tablet.

    Liked by 1 person

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