Friday Funnies – Old Guys Rule Edition!

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Hat Tip to “Lark Regal ’62” *  for today’s theme!

* “Lark Regal ’62” – You Studebaker fans will get the reference. 🙂

Click to play – this is hilarious!

 

Granddad

Old-Man-Dinosaur

Salt Cured

Dried arrangement

… in a related vein:

Smoking Hot Body

• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

Smashed

Whatever-she-wants...

• The Friday Funnies Food and Nutrition Corner:

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soul mate is carbs

• The Friday Funnies Health and Wellness Corner

Brought to us by “Dr. Mc”, The Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist.

Panic Attack

CPR

Knees

BelowKnee

• Science:

Crocodile

How Lightening Works

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

WWLLTM-fork_lift

… which segues to …

• How Was Your Monday?

How Was Your Monday-1

• Daffynitions by Hugh Jass, The Friday Funnies Staff Philosopher

(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)


Hugh Jass

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

• YJCMTSU

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• More News You Can Use:

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… On that note, for this Friday, we close with:

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  1. Thanks for the laughs I needed them! From the other coast!

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