Friday Funnies – Dropping Off the Mother-In-Law Edition

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Mother-in-law-6-monts

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• Wedded Bliss:

#1 Cause

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Rat poison

Shoot him a second time

I don't want to talk about it

6 hour argument

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• WWLLTM

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• Mexican Word of the Day (BONUS!)

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• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde winking

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• Lawyer Joke du Jour

(Hat tip: “Packard Truck Dave”)

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This week’s lawyer joke is proudly sponsored by:

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An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The Engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls and asks Satan, “So, how’s it going down there?”

Satan says, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next.”

God is horrified. “What? You’ve got an Engineer? That’s a mistake – he should never have gone down there! You know all Engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! ”

Satan says, “No way. I like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.”

“Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to get a lawyer?

• The Friday Funnies Health & Wellness Corner

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• Snark du Jour

Soap opera

• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

Burned dinner

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• More News You Can Use

Udderly destructive

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… which brings us to …

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• Demolition Derby, Sexist Edition:

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For this Friday, we close with:

Man drinking coffee

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  1. Yes to COFFEE !

    cheers, parsnip

    Liked by 1 person

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