Friday Funnies – If My Nose Was Running Money Edition

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Hat tip to “Lark Regal ’62” for today’s theme.
A little Southern Culture …
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snot funny

mucus-everywhere

he-snot-picking

Pick my nose

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• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner – Krispy Kreme Edition

Krispy Kreme chase

Krispy Kreme-cops

krispy-kreme-donut-dog

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Women's Snappy Comebacks

… and that segues neatly to …

Best-invention-ever-for-drunk-people

• Excellent Advice for Men:

never-piss-off-a-woman

• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

Wedded bliss-You weren't listening

Lost keys

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

WWLLTM-towing

• Groaners du Jour

Alpacaypse

… now is a perfect time for …

What must I do to be shaved

Coal Mimers

Police-nothing to go on

• Blonde Joke du Jour

blonde jokes-sm

Blonde plants tree

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc”)

Shark-Attorney

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.

Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.

St Peter said “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out” and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.

After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes” he informs the couple “I can get you married in Heaven”.

“Great!” said the couple “But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

“You must be bloody joking” says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.

“What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple”.

“OH, COME ON!” St. Peter shouted “It took me three months to find a priest up here…..Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?”

• Mexican Word of the Day

MWOTD-Juicy

• YJCMTSU

YJCMTSU

YJCMTSU-dashboard-thermometer

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• More News You Can Use:

youyou

Dermatologist-wishy-wasky

French people had a fight

Woodpecker-red bull

• Public Service Announcement:

Neuter your pets

• Reasons Not To Mess With Children

(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc”)

Cute little girl

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child’s work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was.

The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’

The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like’.

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will in a minute’.

• How Was Your Monday?

Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the series.

How was your Monday

… And now, in closing:

Confucius

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  1. OK in the end (and two glasses of red wine, I believe Confucius. But I also like the rest of the blog. (SMILE)

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