Friday Funnies – At The Beach Edition

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Tips of the hat today to “DBP” for several of the cartoons.

At The Beach

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Hat tip to “B-Squared” for this one:

Summer at the beach

… next up:

Flowersandvase

which segues to …

Are-you-nervous-first_time

• Wedded Bliss – Bottle of Wine Edition

(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc”)

#1 Cause

Indian woman

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

‘What in bag?’ asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, ‘It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.’

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

‘Good trade…..’

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde winking

Blonde-grenade

… The Blonde Joke du Jour is automatically followed by the …

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

Shark-Attorney

Judge-courtroom

A young man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them think worked.

On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.

“Your Honor”, he said, “I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I thought, ‘He’s a crook! He’s guilty!’ So, your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!”

The tired and annoyed judge replied, “Get back in the jury box, you fool!
That man is the defendant’s lawyer!”

• Mexican Word of the Day

Mexican WOD-Blueberry

• Redneck Word of the Day

Redneck WOD-Inhale

• Definitions of the Day:

Ignorance-apathy

• Separated at Birth

Separated at Birth-Sessions-Granny

• The Friday Funnies Science Facts Corner

flat-earth

Global warming source

• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner:

Cooking-smoke-alarm-cheer

Smoke alarm timerDinner fork

Patty-marinated

• What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

archery_criggo

• How Was Your Monday?

How was your Monday-car-roof

… Speaking of car crashes:

Drive as if your kids live here

… Which connects us to …

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

WWLLTM-propped up car

• Time to engage!

Tin foil hat engage

• True Fact:

mooning-mooning

… which brings us to …

Holy cow-holy-mackerel

On that note, for this Friday we close with …

Don’t start your Monday like this:

Coffee_Monday

4 Comments

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  1. Bud Sansbury 13/07/2018 — 10:17

    Sessions and Granny! Now that’s funny! Granny is better looking and probably a lot smarter.

    Bud

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  2. Buddy stole my thought,
    We cracked up over Sessions and Granny! Also about the first time… No, been nervous many times!!!!
    Good visit!

    Liked by 1 person

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