Friday Funnies – Almost Missed the Exit Edition

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Hat tip to “Lark Regal ’62” for today’s theme.

YJCMTSU

This is one for the YJCMTSU All-Time Grand Champion List of Contenders! Click to play:

 

… Here’s another for the YJCMTSU Department:

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Fire up the car

Stay away

Woman driver

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• Identity crisis solved:

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… while we are on the subject of motor vehicles …

• Red Ferrari

(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

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You can tell it’s an Italian car – it has a parmesan grater built into the sides!

Three little lads were on their way home from school when one of them noticed a red Ferrari parked at the side of the road.

He said: “When I’m older I’m going to get a great job and buy one of them.”

The second lad said: “I am going to university to get a great education, and a great job and buy one, also.”

The third lad says: “I’m going to get a job like my sister.”

The other two asked what she did.

“She’s a prostitute.”

“What’s a prostitute?” the other two asked.

“I dont know, but that’s my sister’s car.”

• Groaners du Jour

(Another tip of the hat to “B-Squared”)

Socratrees

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Parking Sons Disease

… which brings us to …

• The Friday Funnies Health & Wellness Corner

Brought to us by “Dr. Mc”, the Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist

Headline of the day: nuts-male-fertility

Urology Dept.

More news from “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:

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• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

Heart disease

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Make America Grate Again

… speaking of cheese graters:

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• WWLLTM – Acrophobia Edition

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WWLLTM-acrophobia special

• Blonde Joke du Jour 

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This one could also go into the YJCMTSU category!

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• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Law-motion

• How Was Your Monday?

MORE Groaners!

(Admit it – you know you like them!)

Hippo-Zippo

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Hippocritical

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That’s enough fun and frolics for this Friday. Until next week …

That's All

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