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Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’”
Sales woman: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 2ndt floor!”
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
Pharmacist to customer: “M’am, please understand, to buy an anti-depressant, you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate and husband’s picture is not enough!
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. In the ext moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
There are 3 kinds of women in this world:
(1) Some remain single and make wonders happen.
(2) Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
(3) The rest get married and wonder what happened!
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very intelligent student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!”
COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
When a married man says “I WILL THINK ABOUT IT” – what he really means Is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.
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