Friday Funnies – You Can’t Fix Stupid Edition!

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You Can't Fix Stupid

Stupid-Wal-Mart Cake

you-can't-fix-stupid_hat fail

You can't fix stupid - sedate

You can't fix stupid-challenge

You can't fix stupid-duct tape

You can't fix stupid-muffle the sound

You Can't Fix Stupid-point and laugh

You-Can-t-Fix-Stupid-facebook

You can't fix stupid-vote

… Case in point of the 2 above who need to be voted out:

Nancy P. Lousy-straightjacketMaxine-Putin invaded Korea

Nancy P. Lousy & Mad Maxine bring us to the …

• Mexican Word of the Day

… which also asks an important question:

WOTD

… Nancy P. Lousy & Mad Maxine remind us of these old bats:

Elderly Bats

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde-bald-joke

blonde-joke-hears

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

Today’s lawyer joke is sponsored by:

Weiner & Cox lawyers

Lawyer-light bulb

• Groaner du Jour

Ewe-famism

blog-divider

• More News You Can Use:

velcro

Nude psychic readings

church-notice

club

Demolishing-physics-lab

Electrocution

• Headline of the Week:

survey says

• Wedded Bliss

(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc”)

#1 Cause

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’”

Sales woman: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 2ndt floor!”

Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?”

Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”

Pharmacist to customer: “M’am, please understand, to buy an anti-depressant, you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate and husband’s picture is not enough!

A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. In the ext moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

saint- Mother Teresa 1

There are 3 kinds of women in this world:
(1) Some remain single and make wonders happen.
(2) Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
(3) The rest get married and wonder what happened!

Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

6 hour argument

Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very intelligent student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!”

COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?

When a married man says “I WILL THINK ABOUT IT” – what he really means Is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

WWLLTM-ledge

• How Was Your Monday?

How was your Monday?

• At the office of Dr. Eric E. Turbodrill, DDS:

Exploding cigar tooth extraction (1)

• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

Chill in the fridge

On that note, for this Friday, we will now close with:

coffee - WD40

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  1. SOFA KING! Brilliant! Brings back memories of the 30 plus years we lived in Texas. Just keep it up and you’ll be filling my Nitro prescription. Gonna give your name to my Dr. Bud

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