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• Lawyer Joke du Jour – Today, it’s the Question & Answer Edition
Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?
A: You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink.
Q: What’s the strongest argument against both theories of the origin of man?
A: Politicians and lawyers. Who in their right mind would create (or evolve into) these species?
Q: If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can’t understand.
Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A: A lobotomy.
Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One’s a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other’s just a fish.
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a catfish?
A: One’s slimey and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water.
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