Friday Funnies – Out of Whack Edition

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Hat tip to “B-Squared” for today’s theme!

Out of whack

• At “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic

(“Dr. Mc” is The Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist and Resident Irishman)

good-news-and-bad-news

• California Real Estate Listings:

house28

house19

• Floriduh!

Floriduh!

Floriduh-911 abuse

which brings us to

• Fifth Draft

Fifth_draft

… which segues to …

• Field Sobriety Test

Field sobriety

• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

Not A Vegan

Fried in Grease

Chip Monk

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

Why women live longer

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde winking

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – The Friday Funnies Official Staff Blonde

Blonde-energy-efficient-windows

… the Blonde Joke du Jour MUST be followed by the …

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

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A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together and seeing whose could perform the most impressive feat.

“Okay, Rover,” ordered the architect, and Rover trotted over to a table and in four minutes constructed a complete scale model of a Cathedral out of toothpicks. The architect slipped Rover a cookie, and everyone agreed that it was a pretty impressive performance.

“Hit it, Spot,” commanded the doctor. Spot lost no time in performing an emergency Caesarean on a cow. Three minutes later the proud mother of a healthy little heifer was all sewed up and doing fine. Not bad, conceded the onlookers, and Spot got a cookie from the doctor.

“Your turn, Fella,” said the lawyer. Over went Fella, s____ed the other two dogs, took their cookies, and went out to lunch.

• Wedded Bliss

Marriage Is an Institution

Women-are-attracted_amen

• I once worked for this guy:

(Hat tip: Scott Adams)

I worked for this guy once-names

–00OO00–

Indecisive

• Your Weekly Supply of Groaners:

when-your-car-is-keyed

farmer

Be more Pacific

Pigeon-Pigeoff

• Who Wore It Better?

WWIB-dolphin

• YJCMTSU

YJCMTSU

YJCMTSU-Safety

• More News You Can Use:

Book that made you cry

houseguests

… And now, in closing:

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  1. Kenneth Felton 07/09/2018 — 02:49

    Nice.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Always a lot of fun here. However I did miss something in the nipples. You missed the BEST nipples (I might have misspelled it!)
    Anyway, thanks , BTW Imma have my wife check on windows for our house!!!

    Liked by 1 person

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