Hat tip to “Ol’ Petrol Head” for today’s theme.
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… which segues immediately to …
• Wedded Bliss
Just after the honeymoon:
(Hat tip: “Joe P.”)
One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley in the garage.
His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally said, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage. You probably should also consider selling your Harley and all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, and your fishing gear, and the boat and lose all those stupid model airplanes, plus dump that vintage hot rod sports car, and your home brewing equipment…”
Bob got a horrified look on his face.
She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
He replied, “There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife!”
“Ex-wife!?” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Bob replied, “I wasn’t..”
…which takes us directly to …
• Your Weekly Supply of Groaners
(Curated for us by “B-Squared”)
… next up:
• Crazifornia – Elon Musk Edition
You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up: Tesla Employee Fired for Failing Drug Test while Elon Musk smokes marijuana and swills whiskey live on television.
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• Meanwhile, at “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic
It’s quite an accomplishment: “Dr. Mc” was appointed to the prestigious post of Official Staff Neurologist for the Friday Funnies five years ago – yet he turned 14 this past Sunday. (8+6=14) A veritable young genius he is!
… which brings us to …
• Tips For Longevity
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” said the woman, “how old are you?”
“Twenty-six,” he said.
… on that note, we’ll close this Friday with: