Friday Funnies – A Groaner A Day Edition

Friday Funnies jpg

Hat Tip

A tip of the hat to “B-Squared” for curating much of today’s edition.

A Groaner A Day:

• Friday

Cannelloini

• Saturday

Forum

• Sunday

Moses-Triumph

• Monday

Roverdose

• Tuesday

tank-ewe

• Wednesday

bought shoes from drug dealer

• Thursday

Sir Cumference

• Wedded Bliss

Marriage Is an Institution

COP: You got anything on you that could hurt me?
ME: Yeah, my ex-wife’s phone number.

A-wife-got-so-mad-at-her-husband...

Husband-no sense of direction

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde winking 

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – Official Blonde of the Friday Funnies

Porsche-911-2012

Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

The Official Friday Funnies protocol is to follow the Blonde Joke du Jour with the …

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

• Who Wore It Better?

WWIB-Zebra

which segues nicely to 

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

Why Women Live Longer-snow_pole

• “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:

(No – “Dr. Mc” is NOT a quack!)

reptile-dysfunction

• Dickens & His Editor

dickens

… which connects us to …

• The Friday Funnies Vocabulary Builder:

Redneck WOTD-Pasteurize

• More News You Can Use:

Bell ringer-dead ringer

Meanwhile-in-Australia...

Redundancy

• Dawgznkatz

Bark worse than bite

Sleeping dogs lie

Worried Sheep

… On that note, for this Friday we close with Snoopy:

Snoopy-it's Friday

4 Comments

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  1. that's jack 12/10/2018 — 17:55

    Yep, Hat tip!
    I cracked up at the ‘dead ringer’ and puzzled at the balloon before grinning!

    Just picked up a repaired cumming engine. That smarts!

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  2. that's jack 12/10/2018 — 18:06

    PS That is a Cummins engine. LOL

    Liked by 1 person

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