Friday Funnies – Wild Abandon Edition

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New Life-Dead End

• Things You Need to Noah:

Ark hives

Noah-termites

• At “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:
(For new readers, “Dr. Mc” is the Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist.)

Neurology

Palindromes

Octo-pi

… Moving now from “Dr. Mc’s Clinic” to
• Headline du Jour

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• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

Mickey Mouse Club

Spoiled Brats

Blind date

Kids Day

Sam I Am

Next up 

Twix up my sleeve

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Chloroform candles

Going to the maul

• More News You Can Use:

Neil-Armstrong...

Rocking Chair

Polar Ice Caps

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Alzheimer

Life is short

Grandma-said...

Walmart Correction

Bug infestation

Mondrian clan

• Mexican Word of the Day:

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• Redneck Word of the Day:

Redneck WOTD

• Redneck China Cabinet:

Redneck China cabinet

• Blonde Joke du Jour

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At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that “dumb blonde” myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, “How much is 101 plus 20?”
The blonde answered, “120.”

“No,” he said, “that’s not right.”

The audience called out, “Give her another chance.”

So the speaker asked the blonde, “How much is 10 plus 13?”

Slowly the blonde replied, “16.”

“Sorry,” he said, shaking his head.

Once again the crowd roared, “Give her another chance.”

“This is your last try,” warned the speaker. “How much is 2 plus 2?”

Carefully she ventured, “Four?”

And the crowd yelled, “Give her another chance!”

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two’s hand.
Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, “What is this?”

The first lawyer replies, “It’s that $50 I owe you.”

• WWLLTM – Proper Use of Safety Helmet Edition:

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… And now, in closing:

WooHoo It's Friday

 

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  1. I did smile, and then I laughed. Like the blind date and you ain’t right about that Redneck china hutch, ours has a complete set of McDonald coffee cups, and I think most others do. Just saying, accuracy is good.!hahahahahaha

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