As Michelangelo was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel …
… one day he looked down and saw an older woman praying intently. He decided to break the monotony of lying flat on his back while painting and took the moment to have a little fun.
“psssst …. Hey! Little Lady!”
She ignored him.
A little louder, he tried again: “psssst … Hey! Little Lady!”
No response. She continued with her intense praying.
Louder yet, he continued: “Little Lady! This is Jesus talking!”
She looked up at Michelangelo, shaking her fist and saying: “You shutta you mouth! I’m talking to your mother!”
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