Friday Funnies – Michelangelo’s Creation Edition

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Creation-Nutella

As Michelangelo was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel …

… one day he looked down and saw an older woman praying intently. He decided to break the monotony of lying flat on his back while painting and took the moment to have a little fun.

“psssst …. Hey! Little Lady!”

She ignored him.

A little louder, he tried again: “psssst … Hey! Little Lady!”

No response. She continued with her intense praying.

Louder yet, he continued: “Little Lady! This is Jesus talking!”

She looked up at Michelangelo, shaking her fist and saying: “You shutta you mouth! I’m talking to your mother!” 

Creation-clock

thanks-bro-hot-dog-sandwich-painting

Thinker-order something

Art appreciation

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• In other news:

Ewe Haul

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• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner:

Sausage links

Organic

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• Snark du Jour

Keep rolling your eyes-snark

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde winking

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – The Friday Funnies Official Blonde

Blonde-moose

• Headline du Jour

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• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

WWLLTM-wait-for-it1

• YJCMTSU

YJCMTSU

YJCMTSU-gas

• You Had One Job to Do

You had 1 job - lemons

• Colleagues of “Dr. Mc”? Inquiring Minds Want to Know:

Rotton Surgical Group

• Redneck Word of the Day

Redneck WOTD-Jamaican

• Mexican Word of the Day

Mexican WOTD-Keychain

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And now, in closing:

GYM

 

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  1. The 1.99 lb sour oranges made me lol Paul 🙂 Have a good weekend.

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  2. I read where the fire is north of you but just wanted to make sure you are OK.
    Love the sour oranges !

    cheers, parsnip and badger

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