Friday Funnies – ORGASM! Edition!

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… And that brings us to:

compare & save

… next up:

Bad mom

 

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• It’s Floriduh, Baby!

Floriduh!

Floriduh -DUI

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

Why Women Live Longer-safety helmet

… Next up:

mama-cat

• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

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Wedded Bliss – Was His, Ferrari Edition:

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• Blonde Joke du Jour

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Ms. Anne O’Dyne – Official Blonde of The Friday Funnies

A blonde pushes her BMW into a service station.
She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, ‘What’s the story?’
He replies, ‘Just crap in the fuel injectors’
She asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’

• Bullet Proof!

Bullet proof Irishman

• At “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic
(“Dr. Mc.” is the Official Staff Neurologist of the Friday Funnies & our resident Irishman. We aren’t sure how he feels about being depicted here as a quack.)

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Dr. Mc's MRI

… which brings us to:

Catscan

• Headlines du Jour

Coffins for sale

ducks

… in a related note:

eating crow

… speaking of road kill:

Road kill

• A Good Name to Have!

Frida Gomam

• Inquiring Minds Want to Know:

Finland's borders

• Note the Difference:

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… speaking of red necks, we now come to the …

• Redneck Word of the Day

Redneck WOTD-Pasteurize

• Redneck Religious Affiliations:

crystal methodist

• Mexican Word of the Day:

Mexican WOTD-Mushroom

• No $hî† Sherlock:

Low flying planes

• Groaner du Jour:

Fish out of water

• Monday is just around the corner:

bad-mood

… And now, in closing for this Black Friday:

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  1. Okay, I like it all but Rick O’Shea and Bless the car that prepared it stuck in my head. LMAO!
    I hope your turkey digests well!

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