Friday Funnies – Hi Tech Edition

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Tips of the hat today to “Old Petrol Head”, “Joe P.” , “Len D.” and “B-Squared”
for today’s material.

Cell Phone crossing

Phone charge

Phone-7 p.m.

Phone-57 times

Phone-bumper cars

Phone-museum

Phone-stare at it this weekend

Phone-wall mount

Book-password

Book-batteries

Book from space

Food photography

Book-joystick

… Speaking of holding on to your joystick:

The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can painlessly extract the man’s tooth.

“No way! No needles. I hate needles,” the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects, “I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!”

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

“No objection,” the patient says. “I’m fine with pills.”
The dentist then returns and says, “Here’s a Viagra tablet.”
The patient says, “Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”
“It doesn’t,” said the dentist, “but it’s going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

WWLLTM-loggers

• Groaner du Jour

Pirates of the Cowribbean

• Comforting to know:

Dinosaur

• Lawyer Joke du Jour:

Shark-Attorney

Lawyer-guilty

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde winking

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – The Official Blonde of The Friday Funnies

One night, a man on his way home happened upon a blonde woman down on her hands and knees searching for something under a street light.

The man asked the woman what she was looking for so diligently and she said she had tripped and her Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from her wrist.

The man, being a kindhearted soul, got down on his hands and knees and began assisting the blonde looking for her watch.

After about ten minutes without any success, the man asked the blonde exactly where she tripped. “About a half a block up the street,” she said.

“Why, pray tell,” the man asked the blonde, “are you looking for your watch here if you lost it a half a block up the street?”

The blonde replied, “The light is a lot better here.”

• Headlines

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• Clarity in Descriptions:

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• Good question:

Thin Mints

• Only at Walmart!

Only at Walmart

We  close this Friday with … 
What a bad day looks like:

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  1. This was a good time. Started my morning off with a good laugh. Thanks. Loved the book and staring at your palm jokes. Boy are they true .

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  2. OMG – they are funny!

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