Tips of the hat today to “Old Petrol Head”, “Joe P.” , “Len D.” and “B-Squared”
for today’s material.
… Speaking of holding on to your joystick:
The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can painlessly extract the man’s tooth.
“No way! No needles. I hate needles,” the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects, “I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!”
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection,” the patient says. “I’m fine with pills.”
The dentist then returns and says, “Here’s a Viagra tablet.”
The patient says, “Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”
“It doesn’t,” said the dentist, “but it’s going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”
• Groaner du Jour
• Comforting to know:
• Lawyer Joke du Jour:
• Blonde Joke du Jour
Ms. Anne O’Dyne – The Official Blonde of The Friday Funnies
One night, a man on his way home happened upon a blonde woman down on her hands and knees searching for something under a street light.
The man asked the woman what she was looking for so diligently and she said she had tripped and her Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from her wrist.
The man, being a kindhearted soul, got down on his hands and knees and began assisting the blonde looking for her watch.
After about ten minutes without any success, the man asked the blonde exactly where she tripped. “About a half a block up the street,” she said.
“Why, pray tell,” the man asked the blonde, “are you looking for your watch here if you lost it a half a block up the street?”
The blonde replied, “The light is a lot better here.”
• Clarity in Descriptions:
• Good question:
• Only at Walmart!
We close this Friday with …
What a bad day looks like: