Friday Funnies – Flatula Backfire Edition

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Hat tips to “Dr. Mc” and “B-Squared” today.

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Smart-fart

smart-are-you-my-mommy

Smart car crash

Smart car-squirrel

Smart car-grasshopper

Smart-Car-collision with air

Smart-baseball cards

Smart-car-Pickup

Smart-car-stupid driver

Latest version of the Batmobile:

Smart-Batmobile

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• Geography Lesson du Jour:

Antarctic

… which brings us to:

Bicicle

• Meanwhile, in Moscow:

Bolshoi Valet

• What cell phone addiction causes:

Barrel of monkeys

• How Stereotypes Are Perpetuated:

Cop-donut-stereotype

• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner – Food Recall Edition:

Eat Salad, they said

Romaine Empire

• Wedded Bliss:

#1 Cause

Extra mile burialJPG

My wife is an angel

… next up …
• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

Why Women Live Longer-Safety First

• Blonde Joke du Jour – Brunette Edition

blonde jokes-sm

blonde-cross-brunette

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• More News You Can Use:

Platypus-custard

Punk rocker

• Just Following Instructions:

If your dog poops

• Headline du Jour:

headline12

• It’s Floriduh, Baby!

Floriduh!

Floriduh-368-billion-check

… which segues to …

• YJCMTSU

YJCMTSU

YJCMTSU-halfprice

• More News You Can Use:

Scotch on the rocks

Gopher a beer

Yoga-Vodka

• Me in the morning before my first cup of kawfee:

Perkatory

• Product Warning Labels You Mustn’t Miss:

No diving

And now, in closing for this Friday:

Goodnight Deer

4 Comments

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  1. Richard Sansbury (Bud) 07/12/2018 — 09:11

    Paul, this is one of the best. The “Grump Test” is try to go through the complete blog without smiling.(Laughing out loud is authorized.)
    Bud

    Liked by 1 person

  2. rulesoflogic 09/12/2018 — 09:00

    Love all the Smart Car “jokes” although I loathe and despise squirrels, which I believe are just rats with better PR.

    Liked by 1 person

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