Friday Funnies – Dissin’ Terry Edition

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Hat tip to “B-Squared” for today’s theme item.

dissin' terry

… which brings us to …

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… and that leads us to …
• Wedded Bliss – Graveside Edition

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• Burning Question of the Hour:
Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

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• What you need after you visit the People of Walmart site: 

hot sauce eyedrops

• WiFi Password:

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• Better Than A Car Alarm: 

anti-theft device

… in a related vein:

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• Your Friday Geography Lesson:

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• Your Friday Floriduh Report – You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up Edition

WELLINGTON, Fla. (AP) – The Florida Board of Medicine says a West Palm Beach surgeon has agreed to pay a $3,000 fine for removing a woman’s healthy kidney that he thought was a tumor.

• WWLLTM – Taking Down The Christmas Lights Edition

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• Daffynitions du Jour

a bun dance

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• Why Newspapers Are Becoming Extinct:

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• Blonde Joke du Jour

Anne O'Dyne

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – Official Blonde of the Friday Funnies

A blonde walked into a diner and ordered a cup of coffee. When she gets her drink, she notices that it has a “contest game piece” on the side of the cup. She peels off the sticker and instantly starts screaming, “I won a motor home!”

She continues shoulting, “I won a motor home!” until the waitress decides to get her boss.

“What’s the problem here?” the manager asks.

“I won a motor home!” she shouts again.

“That’s impossible!” he replies. “We didn’t give out motor homes.”

She says “Well, it says so on this sticker.”

The boss takes the sticker and reads it.

It says: “Win a bagel.”

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• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

listening to the wife

• At “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:

work related stress

• Boy or Girl?

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• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

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And now …

WooHoo It's Friday

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  1. Leonard Dufresne 18/01/2019 — 08:26

    Bravo! The “feetloaf ” knocked me off my chair. Great way to finish up another Friday Funnies.

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  2. Gary Lindstrom 18/01/2019 — 10:28

    All good – Thanks! How do you contract with Dana and how would you know if she shows up or not?

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  3. I’m very happy that our kids know how to drive a shift stick but sadly most millennials don’t have a clue. Cursive writing will be a secret code. This would be funny if it weren’t so sadly true. Walmart gets a bad rap but not all Walmart locations share the same clientele which brings me to why we shop at the store that we do. We avoid 99.9% of some of the crazy typical stuff. Speaking of Walmart, there used to be this one cashier, we never used her, who always had her hair fixed in ponytails. The thing is it made her look like a french poodle who needed to go on a diet. It’s really quite funny and I don’t know why someone in her closest circle doesn’t tell her that she really needs a new hairstyle. That’s the easiest fix of her two problems. 🙂 Thanks for sharing the laughs with me!

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    • ” The thing is it made her look like a french poodle who needed to go on a diet. It’s really quite funny and I don’t know why someone in her closest circle doesn’t tell her that she really needs a new hairstyle. That’s the easiest fix of her two problems. ”

      That’s because everyone else in her closest circle wore their hair in pony tails and also looked like French poodles who needed to go on a diet! 🙂 🙂

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