Friday Funnies – Money Laundering Edition

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money laundering

clinton money laundering

money laundering-doing it wrong

… on a related topic:

mwotd-chicken wing

… More financial news: Mad Maxine Waters is now Chairwoman of the House Financial Services Committee. It is interesting that this item appears just now in The New York Times.

shroud of maxine

• Floriduh

floriduh crazy

Good Morning from Florida

MILTON, Fla. – A Florida man threatened to kill someone with kindness, then stabbed a neighbor with a machete with the word “kindness” written on it, investigators said.

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Anne O'Dyne

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – The Official Blonde of The Friday Funnies

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• More News You Can Use:

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glasses to watch the news

government job

hole in juan

ladies room in pears

lawn gone

lotta wayne

math puns

• “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:

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a little horse

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a caustic guitar

deer and canteloupe play

codfather

• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

french onion dip

• It Matters Where You Put The Price Tag:

price tag-cooking your dog

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• More News You Can Use:

hershey's water bottle

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pie chart of dwarves

best help wanted ad evah

• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

farmer and wife

Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer.

She asked him for some money, but he told her, “Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won’t mind.”

So Sandra, being the good wife and Alan’s true love, walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove.

When she got home with the items she said, “Alan, you always tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey’s store. Why didn’t you just give me some money?”

Alan replied, “Well, Sandra, I didn’t want to send you out there with cash when I wasn’t sure how thick the ice was!”

more wedded bliss:

poison

A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”

The man replied, “My wife is going to poison me.”

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?”

The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s going to poison me. What should I do?”

The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?”

The man said, “Yes” and the Rabbi replied, “Take the poison.”

… with that, we move now to 

•  WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

wwlltm-welding

… And now, in closing for this Friday:

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  1. Chinese? Wow…

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