Friday Funnies – Bacon with Gravy Edition

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Here’s the bacon:

bacon-cure

Here’s the gravy:

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.

And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.

“Now, said the teacher, “can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?”

A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great gusto. “To make the gravy,” came her enthusiastic reply.

speaking of gravy

gravy hot tub

... which brings us to

mannequin in mens department

… could fast food be a contributing factor?

gas $1.39

… back to bacon:

Too much bacon copy

BaCoN

Bacon Calm

In Bacon we trust

Francis Bacon

love bacon or you're wrong
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book-gravy-afinicionadoyou want my gravygravy-whoopee-cushiongravy-guzzlergravy-considered-beveragegravy cake

 

 

 

 

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• Looking ahead to next Christmas!

bacon and gravy candy canes

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BiscuitsAndGravy

In a related note:

beat the focaccia

 

… And now, in closing:

mind-your-own-biscuits

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  1. LOL – you know me so well!!

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  2. Gary Lindstrom 16/02/2019 — 07:57

    This was funny and timely. For supper last evening, I had pork medallions wrapped in bacon with bourbon glaze.

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  3. Didn’t see you last week, hope all is well.
    I thought you might like this article I ran into…..
    https://corker2blog.com/2019/02/23/packard-auto-plant/

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  4. The correct mannequins in the mens department are not correct unless he have black socks and sandals.

    cheers, parsnip

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  5. Hope all is going well in your new endeavour. Miss your posts though. Happy Friday!

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