Friday Funnies – Emergency Flasher Edition

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Hat Tip

Hat tip: “B-Squared”

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A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers…

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn’t very long before a police car arrives.

The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”

“My car broke down, officer,” says the woman, calmly.

“Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!” asks the Officer…

“Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!” she replies.

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emergency-flasher

Flasher cat

Speaking of Blonde Jokes

AOC-end of Blonde Jokes

• Wedded Bliss

Wedded Bliss-symbol

Wedded Bliss-Favorite Flower

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-tractor-shade

WWLLTM-tall ladder

• Separated At Birth – Beto O’Rourke & Butthead

Separated at Birth Beto and Butthead

• Who Wore It Better?

who wore it better-corn

• Mexican Word of the Day

mexican-word-of-the-day-nutella

… in a related vein:

Taco Emergency

• At “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:

Sore knee

• Lawyer Joke du Jour
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

Shark-Attorney

After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went to his father and asked if he might be given a desk in the corner from which he could observe his father’s activities and be introduced to his father’s clients as a clerk. His observations would help him decide whether or not to become a lawyer.

His father thought this was a great idea and immediately helped to set it up.
The first client the next morning was a tenant farmer–a rough man with calloused hands who was dressed in workman’s clothing.

He said, “Mr. Lawyer, I work for the Gonzales farm on the east side of town. For many years I have tended their crops and animals, including some cows. I have raised the cows, fed them and looked after them. And I was always given the understanding and the belief that I was the owner of these cows. Now Mr. Gonzales has died and his son has inherited the farm. He believes that since the cows were raised on his land and ate his hay, the cows are his. In short, we are in dispute over who owns the cows.”

The lawyer said, “Thank you. I have heard enough. I will take your case. Don’t worry about the cows!”

The next client to come in, a young and well-dressed young man, was obviously a landowner.

He said, “My name is Gonzales and I own a farm on the east side of town. We have a tenant farmer who has worked for my family for many years, tending crops and the animals, including some cows. I believe the cows belong to me because they were raised on my land and were fed my hay. But the tenant farmer believes they are his because he raised them and cared for them. In short, we are in dispute over who owns the cows.”

The lawyer said, “Thank you. I have heard enough. I will take your case. Don’t worry about the cows!”

After the client left, the lawyer’s son could not help but express his concern.

“Father, I know very little about the law, but it seems we have a very serious problem concerning these cows.”
“Don’t worry about the cows!” the lawyer said. “The cows will be ours!”

• Floriduh

Floriduh-embarrassment

Floriduh Burger

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Floriduh woman scorned

Never, ever scorn a Floriduh woman

puppy

We close for this Friday with:

Vivaldi-Four Seasons

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  1. Great start to my Friday – Thanks!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Richard Sansbury 28/06/2019 — 07:05

    9 Juan Juan. Now that’s funny. When we lived in Austin Tx there was a restaurant named “Juan In A Million that served a great breakfast. Gonna google and see if they are still in business. Bud

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  3. Very funny stuff this week, sir.

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