Friday Funnies – Make Yourself At Home Edition

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Make Yourself at Home

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More News You Can Use:

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Snooty women in the grocery store

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(This MUST be in Floriduh … or Crazifornia!)

A real Sheep Skate

… which segues to …

• Who Wore It Better? – Floriduh Congresscritter Frederica Wilson or Slim Jim

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… which quite naturally segues to …
• Floriduh

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It’s Floriduh Man Woman Friday! Click >>HERE<<

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• Things You Need to Know:

2 Cs in Accident

2 options for dinner

Love-bacon

5 stages of waking up

A Morning Prayer

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Makes You Stronger

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• Separated At Birth

Separated at Birth-Nancy P. Lousy

• WWIB?

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• WWLLTM

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• Wedded Bliss

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Wedded bliss-spelling mistake

• Mexican Word of the Day

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• Lawyer Joke du Jour

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Lawyer Joke-Testify

• Blonde Joke du Jour

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Blonde skipping rope

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat these same steps for 3 weeks. The next time you come here, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nodded…”I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”

“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.

“No, from skipping!”

And now, in closing for this Friday:

Taco Cat

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  1. Love the “reference” to House, my favorite TV show ever.

    “It’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.”

    “…there’s no I in ‘team’. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up.”

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