Friday Funnies – Knock Knock Edition

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KNOCK! KNOCK!

Knock Knock-It's the Police

knockknock-hatchoo

knockknock-jamaica

Garfield

I made you

Cat the laser dot

McDonalds-fruit-nice try mom

Get healthy-McDonalds

fast-food-funny-3rd window

Plan-ahead

Oh-the-irony-sealant

Not as planned

Sister Rose

Water into wine

• Mexican Word of the Day

MWOD-Believing

• Floriduh

Floriduh-embarrassment

Floriduh Man on Drugs

Floriduh Man-pickled magic mushrooms

“Vodkapundit’s” Weekly Roundup of News from Floriduh >>HERE<<

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-Tractor Shade

WWLLTM-Civic Forklift

• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

Wedded Bliss- forgot anniversary

• WWIB?

WWIB-Trump and BoJo

• Separated at Birth

Separated at Birth-Biden and Walter

• Blonde Joke du Jour

blonde jokes-sm

Blonde Quickies

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide-and-seek champ.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A Yellow Labrador.

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

Lawyer Q&As

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

How can a pregnant woman tell that she’s carrying a future lawyer?
She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.

How does a lawyer sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
Air pollution

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
Senator.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor.

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton.

Separated at Birth/Chelsea

And now, in closing for this Friday:

Knock Knock-Gladys

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