Friday Funnies – Vegetables: A Dietary MUST Edition!

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Vegetables a dietary must

vegetable

Vegetarian entree

Vegan-carrot

Vegan-DEATH

vegan-funeral

Vegan food

Vegan-this-is-nature

People Meat

you-like-salad

_____________________________________Hugh Jass

Hugh Jass, the Friday Funnies’ resident sage offers us a rare peak at the books currently in his library:

Hugh Jass's Reading Library

Book+Judging

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• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-Tractor Shade

WWLLTM-house ladders

• WWIB?

WWIB-Felt Tip

• Separated At Birth

Separated at Birth-Stallone

• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

Wedded bliss: what she heard-what he said

• Blonde Joke du Jour

blondejokes

Tina, a blonde, was walking down the street with her boyfriend. When the stoplight on the corner buzzed indicating it was safe to cross the street, while crossing the road she asked her boyfriend, “What is the buzzer for?”

Her boyfriend explained, “Well, it signals blind people when the light is red.”

Horrified, she responded, “Why the heck would blind people drive??”

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

lawyer-shark

About those Lawyers …

Q: Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can’t understand.

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A: A lobotomy.

• Mexican Word of the Day

MWOD-Library

• Snark du Jour

snark-stupid-dog

Which brings us to  …

A must-have dog toy

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Titanic-sinking

when-you-avenge-the-titanic

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And now, in closing for this Friday:

Dodge-Ram

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