Hugh Jass, the Friday Funnies’ resident sage offers us a rare peak at the books currently in his library:
• Separated At Birth
• Wedded Bliss
• Blonde Joke du Jour
Tina, a blonde, was walking down the street with her boyfriend. When the stoplight on the corner buzzed indicating it was safe to cross the street, while crossing the road she asked her boyfriend, “What is the buzzer for?”
Her boyfriend explained, “Well, it signals blind people when the light is red.”
Horrified, she responded, “Why the heck would blind people drive??”
• Lawyer Joke du Jour
About those Lawyers …
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can’t understand.
Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A: A lobotomy.
• Mexican Word of the Day
• Snark du Jour
… Which brings us to …
And now, in closing for this Friday: