Mike Ritland, Founder of Warrior Dog Foundation, gives a surprise PSA on Watter’s World. Click to play (41 seconds):
“Ajay” was able to get an advance copy of the ‘Rats’ 2020 Convention
Opening Day Agenda:
Free lunch, free medical marijuana, and free bus ride to the Convention.
Food Stamp enrollment forms available.
Group Voter Registration for undocumented Immigrants and any Deceased citizens.
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN – Don Lemon & Jim Acosta
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Spokane NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner, formerly known as “Bruce”.
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke” Hillary Clinton
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes.”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.
Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal.
Invitation-only Autograph Session.
Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing.
Tribute to All of the 57 States.
Former President B. Hussien Obama
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “looters”.
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting.
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Countering Islamophobia”.
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”.
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, the Washington Post and the New York Times.
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO.
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hosted by B. Hussein Obama
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
Ceremonial “We Surrender! ” Waving of the White Flag
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton.
Official Nomination of Kamala Harris
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
11:30 PM Group apology for being old and white led by Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and, and Bill Clinton.
APOLOGY FOR WHITE PRIVELEGE.
Host to be determined. All the white Democratic presidential candidates want to host this segment, each claiming “I apologized first”.
And now, in closing: