Friday Funnies – Mahatma Gandhi Edition

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Tips of the hat today to “Joe P.” & “Dr. Mc” for the Groaner du Jour which became the theme item.

gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him
(oh, man,this is so bad, it’s good)

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-Julie Andrews

Gandhi-GAP

Epstein-Gandhi
Smart Comment

one-does-not-say-SuperCali-backwards

Poppins-Supercalifragiisticexpialidocious

Ghandi-thumbs up

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Italian spy burger

• Mexican Word of the Day

MWOD-Come Eat

• Wedded Bliss

hand over the credit card

Wedded Bliss-The-Killer

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM -Framing a house

WWLLTM-lighting cigarette

• Who Wore It Better?

WWIB-Old Hitlery-Sack of Potatoes

• Separated at Birth

separated-at-birth-AOC

• Floriduh!

Floriduh-embarrassment

FloriduhMan-Filet-O-Fish

The Most Floriduh Man Story Ever (This Week)

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Floriduh-Saltine American

• What Part of NO Do You Not Understand?

No tilting at windmills

No poachers

No fishing

No collar IDJPG

… no butts:

No butts about it

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And now, in closing for this Friday
(This is for you, Dr. Turbodrill, DDS:

Bacon and Soda

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  1. Barry Hackney 15/11/2019 — 19:24

    Louis, do you know of a good source for treadle vac boosters?
    Thank you,
    Barry

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